I grew up in a political household. We discussed legislation around the dinner table the way most families chat about school projects. So when I heard there was a need for Republican Poll Watchers in Denver County I was glad to help uphold the integrity of the process.

My training had included key things to look for. I was to call problems to the attention of the supervising judge and could remain only at her discretion. During the work day I was not to speak to anyone else, especially a voter. Unfortunately, she remained busy filling out provisional ballots, which made raising concerns awkward.

As an 18-year resident of Colorado, I have voted consistently in my home county. The process is carefully followed and by the book. All the rules apply to everyone all the time. Exceptions are made within the bounds of protocol and limits are enforced courteously.

As a Poll Watcher, my job included closely observing the check-in process. Someone asked me what I was doing as I looked over her work from about 4′ away. I explained. Almost immediately someone informed me I was not to talk to anyone. Within minutes the supervising judge told me I couldn’t stand within 6′ of check-in. It was necessary to show instructions to the contrary. Then the tables were promptly rearranged such that the only way to closely observe the check-in process was to stand in the way of the incoming voters. It would appear overbearing, but could be done.

The Democratic Poll Watcher was very nice and explained early that she “took the other view since she was from Cuba, where people couldn’t vote.” Her initial expectation–that I somehow didn’t want people to vote–could not have been more wrong. It was gratifying that she seemed to eventually recognize that my concern was for the integrity of the process.

In fact, to their credit, as events unfolded the other Poll Workers seemed to notice who I was separately from their expectations. A couple of gentlemen spoke kindly about social niceties and tried to include me, but I did not feel free to answer.

The sad part was the continued acceptance by some of rhetoric that implied that Republicans would not value the process and each individual voter’s rights. This was made clear in conversations when voters were not in the room, conversations which I could not avoid hearing and could not enter.

The previous edition of this post didn’t communicate what I’d hoped it would. I came home on election night grieved because the people I met were very nice and very committed to helping people and yet were so horribly mistaken about who I was–who so many of us are and what we believe–that they felt a need to minimize my ability to do my job as an observer.

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Stuff happens. Precautions fail. Suddenly, you need help.
Children can yell for Mom, but sometimes Mom needs back-up.

Our younger son embodies fearless creativity. Somehow, he hasn’t required an Emergency Room in years. (We’re pretty sure that the Good Lord set him up with an angel equipped with extra armor, weaponry and a serious jet pack.) Our other kids seem to have delegated their quota of emergencies to our basset hound and shih-tzu.

Basset hounds can digest just about anything, which is good because they eat everything. To be clear: This otherwise passive creature will bend doors, break sealed trash cans and leap tall buildings to get at the leftovers from a bloody nose. His devoted shih-tzu sidekick/understudy also gets in on the action. This Determined Duo could break into Fort Knox if it held enough used feminine hygiene products, greasy paper and oven cleaner.

Did I mention oven cleaner? Shocker: Dogs and oven cleaner don’t mix. So when, despite considerable precautions the Determined Duo pried the kitchen trash full of used oven-cleaner-coated paper towels open, we were on the phone with VCA Mountainview before my hair came back down. At that moment the vets were unavailable so their admin offered an alternative location, but encouraged me to contact Animal Poison Control through the ASPCA.

Once on the phone with ASPCA Poison Control they explained the need for a service cost of $65 per case; repeat calls for that case would be no extra charge. Would that be all right?

Within 1-2 minutes the screener carefully recorded vital information: How to find me, our dogs’ names, ages, weight, whether they’d been “fixed”; when, how much and which poison they had consumed and what it might be mixed with. (Luckily, I had remembered to have the original container handy!) The rep consulted one of the veterinarians on duty.

Shortly a specialist carefully reviewed my information and gave me instructions. (The dogs never did get sick.) If we recognized any warning signs, we were to take the dogs to a veterinarian. We received a call-back number and a case number for their reference. The ASPCA Poison Control Center would fax all case-related information to that vet. They would gladly consult for no additional charge. Once all was settled and pet care well in hand, I was transferred to arrange payment. It turned out that if our dogs were chipped by Home Again, they would cover the cost of treatment for subscribers.

I did the math: $35 to renew Home Again vs. $65 for one case.
I renewed.

A week later, we had a mix-up. Oven-cleaner-laced grease came within reach; the dogs briefly licked the area….

I love Home Again. They covered that call, too. The ASPCA Poison Control Center was efficient and kind. And I love our veterinarians: VCA Mountainview—the ones who referred us to Home Again.